Years ago, in the late 1990s, I had the pleasure of visiting Hellfire, what used to be an underground sex club in the Meatpacking District. It was a school night. Anyway, that night I witnessed a “small dick contest.” It was impressive, as there are some very small penises in the NYC, and these guys were owning them with fervor. By that point in my life, I had seen a respectable number of peckers, starting with my father’s, which involved him naked-wrestling a burglar. And wi