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ABCs of Sex
“Get out of your head!” Focusing on the orgasm can stop the orgasm completely. Instead, focus on the ABCs of sex. Not the birds and the bee
Sep 11, 20216 min read


Private Parts of Pregnancy
This is not your typical pregnancy guide. I will not be describing your baby from a grain of of sand to a ready-for-diaper-rash accessory, t
Sep 11, 20217 min read


Is that normal?
Being “normal” is such a big deal that there is an entire website dedicated to it. You can ask about a mole on your back, lucid dreaming and
Sep 11, 20217 min read


Go F(iddle) Yourself * Gift Guide
Hallmark, I have a card idea for you, “Congratulations, you lucky Mother Fucker!” This would be the perfect baby shower card for the...
Sep 11, 20216 min read


Sex Nurse
Two weeks ago I posted a photo of a Buzz Lightyear toy deeply implanted inside the bottom of some poor schmuck. The image was from a book...
Sep 11, 20216 min read


Grabbing Your Pussy Back
There’s a YouTube video called “HOW TO SHAVE YOUR VAGINA!!! + DEMO!” and of course I want to see this miraculous demo because vaginas don’t
Sep 11, 20213 min read
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