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THIS is What a Clit Is!
“What is a clitoris?” she asks. Mind you, I have nothing on below the waist so what better way to teach than to show?
Sep 11, 20213 min read


Go F(iddle) Yourself * Gift Guide
Hallmark, I have a card idea for you, “Congratulations, you lucky Mother Fucker!” This would be the perfect baby shower card for the...
Sep 11, 20216 min read


Unicorn sex: sexual myths
When it comes to sex and popular culture, there are a lot of shoulds or myths around sex always circulating. The reality is sex is very subj
Sep 11, 20216 min read
Spunk: Those tiny and mighty swimmers
Years ago, I walked into a patient’s room and my first thought was, “it smells like spunk in here,” I am pretty sure I said that in my...
Sep 11, 20215 min read


What’s with all this bum stuff?
People like things in their butt because it feels good to them so let’s remove the shame and start talking about this private part of wellne
Sep 11, 20216 min read


Grabbing Your Pussy Back
There’s a YouTube video called “HOW TO SHAVE YOUR VAGINA!!! + DEMO!” and of course I want to see this miraculous demo because vaginas don’t
Sep 11, 20213 min read


Cozy Rope Play
Finding that cozy corner can be hard among the legos, textbooks, and dolls. There might be another key to achieving Danish happiness and you
Sep 11, 20213 min read
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