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20 Answers from an OB/GYN with a penis
There has been a long debate on who has better hands, is it the OB/GYN with the same equipment or a male-bodied person with a sensitive touc
Sep 11, 20215 min read


Sex can be scary * It cums with responsibility
Sex can be scary. Maybe you just gave birth and got the okay from your doctor to get busy but you can’t help thinking, “I can barely poop wi
Sep 11, 20213 min read


ABCs of Sex
“Get out of your head!” Focusing on the orgasm can stop the orgasm completely. Instead, focus on the ABCs of sex. Not the birds and the bee
Sep 11, 20216 min read


Is that normal?
Being “normal” is such a big deal that there is an entire website dedicated to it. You can ask about a mole on your back, lucid dreaming and
Sep 11, 20217 min read


Go F(iddle) Yourself * Gift Guide
Hallmark, I have a card idea for you, “Congratulations, you lucky Mother Fucker!” This would be the perfect baby shower card for the...
Sep 11, 20216 min read
Spunk: Those tiny and mighty swimmers
Years ago, I walked into a patient’s room and my first thought was, “it smells like spunk in here,” I am pretty sure I said that in my...
Sep 11, 20215 min read


Sex Nurse
Two weeks ago I posted a photo of a Buzz Lightyear toy deeply implanted inside the bottom of some poor schmuck. The image was from a book...
Sep 11, 20216 min read


What’s with all this bum stuff?
People like things in their butt because it feels good to them so let’s remove the shame and start talking about this private part of wellne
Sep 11, 20216 min read


On Matters of Size or All about Dick
Years ago, in the late 1990s, I had the pleasure of visiting Hellfire, what used to be an underground sex club in the Meatpacking...
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Grabbing Your Pussy Back
There’s a YouTube video called “HOW TO SHAVE YOUR VAGINA!!! + DEMO!” and of course I want to see this miraculous demo because vaginas don’t
Sep 11, 20213 min read
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